• math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
• history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
• literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
• physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

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• Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
• Teacher: What for?
• Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.

• Gale: Don't cha wish your boyfriend shot squirrels like me
• Katniss: Gale, stop-
• Gale: Don't cha wish your boy got all the girls like me
• Katniss: Just-
• Gale: DON'T CHA
• Katniss: Pleas-
• Gale: DON'T CHA
• Peeta: Don't cha wish your boyfriend was fun like me
• Katniss: Oh god not you too-
• Peeta: Don't cha wish your boyfriend baked buns like me
• Katniss: Peeta-
• Peeta: DON'T CHA
• Katniss: Make it stop-
• Peeta: DON'T CHA

oddhair:

MOLLY HATES TWILIGHT!

THATS WHY SHE KILLED BELLA

I fucking love tumblr.

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